That's when you crack a 10am beer
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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