I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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