actually, I'm a sock model
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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