i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
honey bunches of taint.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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