all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
