Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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