last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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