Don't you send me to vm
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Randomize
