Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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