He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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