Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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