no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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