I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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