i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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