a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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