It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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