So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Randomize