spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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