I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You dont lie about slip and slides
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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