Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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