Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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