not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
There are leaves in my underwear?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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