wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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