Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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