how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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