He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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