i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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