i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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