that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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