did you get engaged???
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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