i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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