So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So. Much. Porn.
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