I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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