We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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