so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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