i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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