Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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