The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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