i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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