North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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