At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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