Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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