I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Randomize
