We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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