would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
My dick has a subreddit
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You left your phone here
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