Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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