after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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