The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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