Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i think my mom watched the whole time
Come see our sink grown plant.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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