Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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