i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Don't tell me you're on acid again
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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